Entrance exam -- college athlete version.

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Instructions: Read each question carefully. Answer all questions.
Time Limit: 3 weeks. Begin immediately.

  1. What language is spoken in France?
    A. French
    B. Spanish
    C. Franglish
    D. Esparanto

  2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions OR give the first name of Pierre Trudeau.
    A. Pieface
    B. Pierre
    C. Peeair
    D. Frenchy

  3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to
    A. build a bridge
    B. sail the ocean
    C. lead an army or

  4. What religion is the Pope? (check only one)
    A. Jewish
    B. Catholic
    C. Hindu
    D. Polish
    E. Agnostic

  5. Metric conversion: how many feet are in 0.0 meters?
    A. 3.14159
    B. -5
    C. 3
    D. 39/36
    E. 0.0

  6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 5?
    A. 12:35 PM
    B. 12:35 AM
    C. 5:00 AM
    D. 5:00 PM
    E. C or D

  7. How many commandments was Moses given? (approximately)
    A. 20
    B. 200
    C. 10
    D. 100

  8. What are people in America's far north called?
    A. Westerners
    B. Southerners
    C. Northerners

  9. Spell: Bush, Carter and Clinton.
    A. Bush, Carter and Clinton.
    B. Bash, Carter and Clinton.
    C. Bush, Cartier and Clinton.
    D. Bush, Carter and Cleenton.

  10. Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being George the Sixth. Name the previous five.
    A. George I, George II, Fred, George IV, George V.
    B. George I, George II, George III, Sam, George V.
    C. George I, George III, Mary, George IV, George V.
    D. George I, George II, George III, George IV, George V.

  11. Where does rain come from?
    A. Macy's
    B. a 7-11
    C. Canada
    D. the sky

  12. Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity?
    A. yes
    B. no

  13. What are coat hangers used for?
    A. to hang coats on
    B. to hang snow on
    C. to hang out the window
    D. to park airplanes in

  14. The Star Spangled Banner is the National Anthem for what country?
    A. France
    B. England
    C. United States
    D. Mexico

  15. Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium OR spell your name in BLOCK LETTERS.
    A. my name.
    C. his name.
    D. her name.

  16. Where is the basement in a three story building located?
    A. first floor
    B. second floor
    C. third floor
    D. below ground

  17. Which part of America produces the most oranges?
    A. New York
    B. Florida
    C. Canada
    D. Wisconsin

  18. Advanced math. If you have three apples how many apples do you have?
    A. 1
    B. 2
    C. 3
    D. 4

  19. What does NBC (National Broadcasting Corp.) stand for?
    A. National Broadcasting Corp.
    B. British Broadcasting Corp.
    C. American Broadcasting Corp.
    D. Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?